From now until Sunday night, March 10, submit your caption(s) in the Comments box below. On Monday, my cat and I will choose a winning caption. (Don’t forget to include a name and your e-mail address: No-one will see your e-mail but me and my cat.)
Have Fun!
“OH MY GOD, Did I turn the oven off?!”
“O No! The Fashion Police!”
Jack: “Frank, why did you bring poky?!”
Frank: “Poky, play cool, just keep a look-out.”
Poky: “I’m just hear to d-d-d-dannnnnce.”
“Dang it! I’ve told my wife a million times not to put bleach in with my work clothes!”
“Oh no! You guys had better hurry up- there’s a huge monster on our trail!”
“I hate these weird dreams. It’s always me who’s the awkward one.”
Carl had, once again, misscheduled laundry day.
Carl had, once again, arrived late, in his pajammas.
“Wait a sec- This is MY bank!!”
“Guys, I thnk I’m allergic to something here……I feel all blotchy!”
“Why don’t you guys LIKE me?!”
“This is really bad timeing, guys…”
Wait, I thought YOU were in charge of the gettaway car!”
“Venus and Jupiter are in LINE?! HOLY MOLY!”
“OK, I’m alright. Just breathe! It’s OK, I’m in a bank, no biggie… Gonna be OK… Just breathe and think about a field of daisies…..”
Hurry up Bob! Joe was just spotted by the dragon!
“All I ever wanted was to be a circus clown!”
Larry took the role of “spotter” just a little too seriously.
Do the wiggle man,
I do the wiggle man,
Yeah
I’m sexy and I know it
“You just had to get him all excited, didn’t you? ‘We’re gonna be like cat burglars’ you says.”
Stanislav, all the absence of color draining from his body, looked in horror as the police rounded the corner.
“Oh, you guys think this is funny, huh? – You said we were goin’ out for pancakes!!”
“Officer, this is a big mistake! See, we’re part of the circus act, and we just lost our way!”
Just let the Jazz hands do the work!
Darryl thought it was Opposite Day at the office when the guys told him to wear something inconspicuous.
Toned-down outfit!!?! I thought you said a CLOWN outfit!!
Hold on! The magic jumpsuit doesn’t seem to be working–I’m NOT invisible!
“All this sneaking around is giving me a panic attack! I need my meds!”
Milo’s attempt at obscure John Wayne movie references fails again.
Sheldon knew he should have worn his doppler effect costume.
Neil just felt a glitch in the dot Matrix