The rules are easy: Think up creative captions for this rather silly drawing. Submit as many captions as you want in the comments box below, and then check back to see what others’ captions say. Winning caption will be chosen by me and my cat, and we’ll announce the winner on Monday. (Super Big Prizes!) Have fun!
“He’s going to help me with the kid’s school projects from now on. Not only is he good, he doesn’t mind direction and doesn’t get bent out of shape when I suggests things to him … unlike you!”
Gol durn Vern! You call yersef’ an artist? Look at Otto go…you ain’t no match a’tall.
Grab the videocamera! Edward Scissorpaws is at it again!
Would you take a look at that paw-eye coordination!
What’s not to like about a dog with scissor skills?
We’re rich!
I guess that little comment I made about the importance of opposable thumbs put him on the defensive.
THis is nothing! You should see what he did with my ALGEBRA homework!
I knew Ralph loved scrapbooking, but you never mentioned he was into paper dolls!
Hey Mom, Look! The dog did my homework!
I could get used to this!!!
It’s impawsible.
He’s paper trained.
It’s OK – It’s part of his therapy.
Hey, look! I think Stanislav wants to see “The Human Centipede” again!
Look, he’s paper trained.
Hank’s relief was palpable to Gloria as she watched Fido follow through on his recent threats to “cut people up”.
“He says he’s gonna do my finger next!”
And you complained when I spent the money for Pet Psychiatry. It’s been a whole week and he hasn’t bitten anyone…… The only problem is that we’re running out of paper.
“Aww, come on mom! We gotta keep him- I mean look at what he can do! He’s a real artist!”
“Get that dog out of here! He’s making a mess on my carpet!”
“Must be the full moon!”
“It’s this crazy allergy thing.”
“He saw the paper, he saw the scissors, and he went rogue!”
First he learned how to read that book on voodoo, and now he’s learned how to use scissors. It’s AMAZING!
This is soooo worth the urine smell, don’t ya think?
They ARE craft scissors!
He’s auditioning for X-Factor.
He thought you said, ” Kibbles for snips”.
“I think it’s just kinda funny to watch him…… he’s been doing this all day!”
“Remember when he wouldnt’ even fetch?”