If you’ve never played before, it works like this: Think of something that the bird might be saying in this cartoon (anything silly), and type it into the “Comments” box below, along with your name (any name you want), and your e-mail address. Check back to see what others have posted. Enter as many captions as you want until Sunday night, when my cat and I will choose our favorite captions! Have fun!
OK, who ordered the chicken sandwich?
Did you remember to bring spoons this time?
we want worms, not McDonalds.
Did you remember to get the little ketchup packets?
I see you already went through the trouble of vomiting up dinner.
I vote for Brett’s! That’s hysterical and I laughed out loud when I read it!
I miss Chik-fil-A
Stanislav … McChicken? Seriously, MCCHICKEN? No, technically it’s not cannibalism, as we are not chickens, but eating any of our cousins within Class Aves is close enough!
McChicken? Seriously, MCCHICKEN?
No, I said to pick up something “NEST-y”
Did you remember to get large flies?
Only one straw – what were you thinking???
“Was the tray complementary, or did you just steal it?”
“You ate some of the fries, didn’t you?”
That choking hazard warning on the toy goes for us, too, Frank.
honey, you made us go ‘all natural’ up in this branch but you’re still bringing that shit to the dinner table?!
With that for dinner, we might as well switch landlords to Tyson Inc.
Caw. Caw-caw. Caw-caw-caw CAW-CAW-CAW! CA-CAW!!!!!
This time YOU’RE going to eat that and throw it up.
“Marry for love,” they all told me. At least Rufus knew how to catch a worm or two!
Everything is gluten- free, right?
Nostalgic? You’re not even wearing roller skates!
I thought they served breakfast till 10!
Don’t blame your poor food choices on Obama Care, Harlan!
That cancels out our organic certification, Carl!
So, what was it about pizza you didn’t understand?
I trust this is not the romantic dinner you promised me.
Don’t think you’re THAT easily forgiven for the way you acted last night!
“@ mamabird- I said no fast food ! Didn’t you get my tweet?# fastfoodsucks”
Wise man say, “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late…burger?”
She-bird does not accept your offering. Feed him to the brood!
This had better not be your idea of child support.
“I said I wanted FLIES with my meal.”
“No fast food for the children. I thought that was a cardinal rule.”
“Let me guess. You heard a rumor that McDonald’s hamburgers are made from red worms.”
Did you check if they had the new Matchbox® out yet? They wanted the red one.
I guess you didn’t really get that whole “early bird” concept, huh?
Generally, the early bird gets his ass out of bed before noon!
My little ones’ will never be able to fly or leave the nest, if this is all they ever eat!