It’s not really a contest; it’s just silly fun. Don’t be intimidated. Enter your own caption(s) below with your e-mail and your name (use any name you want). Sunday night, my cat and I will choose a winning caption. Send this link to friends if you think they might enjoy this! Check back occasionally to see what others have entered. Have fun! Be safe!
If it’s vegan it will taste like chicken. If it’s not it will taste like pork.
“You don’t know where that thing’s been.”
“How many times do I have to remind you not to eat things you find on the ground?”
“How many times do I have to remind you not to play with your food?”
I thought you were trying to lose weight.
“Remember to put the leftovers in the fridge, honey.”
” I already told you, you have bad breath! You had to go and get a second opinion?”
Don’t forget to wash and pluck that before you eat it, honey.
Times are rough, dude, but really? An artist?
Don’t come to my den when that hairball comes up…
I totally see you sneaking that extra hippie. I’m so telling.
I wouldn’t do that if I were you. All that gristle and anxiety will only give you gas!
I’m tired of ‘The Usual’, Frank. When was the last time you took me out for a romantic dinner?
Don’t forget to chew it well, honey
‘Is that Stan Berenstain?’
I hope that’s not GMO.
He must like bones…
I saw you snuggling with him a second ago, I know you aren’t tough. Stop pretending.
“Jeez, man! How many of those things can you EAT in one day?!”
Oh yea….that hunk of meat will really provide for our cubs. Seriously?! That’s all you got?!
While you were terrorizing that hippy, some guys cut down the rest of the forest.
Slim pickings!
Do you think investment bankers get irony?
I guess we know who wins in Man ursus Nature
I just raided his campsite… I wouldn’t eat him after what I saw in that tent.
“You’ve been listening to too much Duran Duran.”
“Oh for Pete’s sake, Larry – I’ll make you another bowl of porridge!”
That is NOT who we are looking for! Goldilocks is a female!!
No meat on them hippie bones George! You gotta be more selective. Haven’t you seen the recent obesity figures? Something round is just bound to wander in soon.
Do that and we all have to hide while they track your butt down and make you a hood ornament. So just stop being a pain in the ass.
What are you doing to yourself! Have you seen what those things eat? Just garbage!
*Another* between meal snack? You’ll ruin dinner … !!!
“Don’t worry, little guy, he’s all bark and no bite.”
“You caught him in a bad mood; He’s really a very sweet guy once you get to know him.”
That dentist came out here to hike, Charlie.
Hey, instead of eating that guy you want to make a rug out of him
“Hey! I thought you said you were vegan on match.com!”
“You’d have to be starving to eat that artist.”
“How many points is an artist worth, anyway?”
“Lift with your legs, not your back, George!”
“So, when you order for delivery, I see it’s not the pizza you’re interested in, huh?”
Seriously…stop and think about this. If you eat Jesus we’re NEVER going to hear the end of it!
Don’t forget to take a prilosec before you eat dear…you know how bad your reflux gets after a big meal.
Phil, I’ve told you, you can’t scare him anymore, he knows you’re a vegetarian.
Yes dear, I’m sure he’s frightened.
Now put him back and eat your broccoli.
Sometimes I wish you’d hold ME that tight!
You caught a real human! I’m so sick of this zombie apocalypse.
Good Lord, Gary. And you wonder why your scat smells like patchouli.
He called “SMOKEY” a pyromaniac!
Yogi, what’s up man, your suppose to eat whats the “pic-in-ic” basket!
Save some for desert!