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Extreme Homeschooling:
“Eddie that is not exactly the Big Bird I was talking about!”
You shoulda had Sanka brand decaffeinated Coffee.
Preying on the old, the weak, and juveniles is fine but from now on, no humans, ok?
“We’ll talk about this with your father. Where IS your father anyway?”
“I’m not saying you’re responsible for the divorce, honey, but all the raptors in the house DO create an emotional tension in the home.”
“Can you please teach him to say something other than ‘I will kill you in your sleep’?”
Aren’t you taking the “Make America Great Again” thing a little too far?
You know that thing was sitting on the tree above my car, don’t you?
Back in my day we played a different kind of Angry Birds.
“We’ve been through this before, Harold. First you say just a week, then a month, and before you know it, he’s part of the family.”
“You can play with Samantha AFTER you’ve done your homework, young man!”
“Just look at him! He’s way too small for a dinner of ten!”
Look, you are too young to understand but size does make a difference!
No, you can’t keep it. Also, have you seen the cat recently?
“Yes, it IS a big falcon deal!”
“Just promise you’ll never flip the bird in public.”
“At least ten in the bush.”
I know, I imagined our talk about the birds and the bees to be different as well but no one expected 2020 to happen like this.
Now hold up your other arm and stay still.Murder hornets can be a little bit angry if provoked.
“‘Rodan Jr.’ is a bit blasé … don’t you think? And I don’t think he likes it either …”
You realize this is a 50 year commitment, right?
“I said ‘a little girl!’.
That was the worst rendition of Hotel California I’ve ever heard!
“Yeah, yeah, I KNOW…but MOMMY wants a cracker too, and now the whole box is gone!”
So then I told the bastard to shut up or I’d peck his eyes out, and he looked at me like *I* was crazy!
“I agree with his political views too, but I think PETA will have a conniption fit if you take him to the rally… And I’m not so sure that him flying off with a member of the opposition in his talons last week was “fake news”!
“God damn it, Jonesy! Stop manifesting!”
Gleek?! You mean that smelly monkey had a name?!
Earning a merit badge in Viking falconry means you must take Ragnar here out to the sea cliffs to hunt shore birds. The house cats have had enough harassment!
Bringing home a wild bird does not make you royalty! I keep telling you, the Tiger King is not an actual KING!
“No, Eric, you’re not taking him to show and tell.”
“Yes, I can see how strong your left arm is. Let’s see how well you can use it to pick up some of your school books.”
I don’t care WHY he crossed the road.
I meant emotional support not physical.
I refuse to call you Sam Spade.
We are never going to the zoo again.
I don’t have a big enough glass of anything to deal with this.
“No! No! No! It’s all in the WRIST! The WRIST! Try it again!”
Since you took “Dump on Trump” literally, the Secret Service will probably get involved.
Mo, no, Bobby. American Eagle is a clothing store.
Yes, IF we were having a scavenger hunt a bird this big would be a lot of points.
Yes, Victor creating this bird at a spare parts is quite impressive but why can’t you be a gardener like the rest of the Frankenstein‘s
And where do you think we are going to put his cage?