Even at the age of six, Suzie could recognize the irony in the fact that, prior to the worst day of his life, Phillip had been known as “Mr. Not-a-dog-biting-his-knee”.
“Don’t shake your leg or try to snatch it away – that just encourages his playful mood. Instead, give him something else to chew on – perhaps your arm?””
Even at the age of six, Suzie could recognize the irony in the fact that, prior to the worst day of his life, Phillip had been known as “Mr. Not-a-dog-biting-his-knee”.
“Don’t shake your leg or try to snatch it away – that just encourages his playful mood. Instead, give him something else to chew on – perhaps your arm?””
“Trust me: Not only does he pee outside, I guarantee you he’ll outlast you …”
“That means she likes you.”
“He hates to be called ‘Shnookums’. He prefers MISTER Shnookums.”
“We were going to get a cat, but this puppy was just too cute!”
“Bacon pants. Not your best idea.”
“Why haven’t you fed your dog?”
“What, no hot sauce?”
“Well, now we know what happens when you hide squirrels in your pants. It’s your own fault, really.”
“Your failure to listen to reason required me to call in the alpha team.”
“Only seven more minutes and you’ll set a new world record!”
“I told you we were cat people.”
“You did say, ” Bite Me” to him.”
He hates the Electric Slide.
“It could be worse; They could ALL come out and play!”
“He’s got some anger issues.”
“He’s been in and out of therapy for YEARS now.”
“This rememinds me of that time with the raccoon.”
Stanislaw and I wish to register a complaint.
HA!
“He’s been like this ever since they cancelled The George Lopez Show.”
“He hates it when anyone makes fun of ‘Twilight’.”
“Awe. He kneads you”
“He just saw ‘Thriller’.”
“He’s been training with Wieber.”