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Please finish telling us the story of how you met Curious George long before the man in the yellow hat. We are interested in what he’s really like!
“I suspect you are wondering why we’ve invited you here, tonight, Clemens.”
“I’ve got a whole BARREL of ’em out back!”
“Well no, it’s just an expression. You’re our children.. we would never ask you to get inside a barrel.” (Deleted scenes: Rise of the Planet of the Apes)
OMG! HA!
No, I’m not an animal proctologist.
The Pied Piper removed all the rats,
Staccato Steve removed all the monkeys.
Monkey see, monkey do is just an expression.
For the last time, you are not related to Dr. Jane Goodall!
Good news. Your mom and I have decided to leave our considerable wealth to your monkey brothers.
The best coffee is brewed from the bean eaten and digested by the ciprian monkey of the Amazon rainforest. One sugar or two?
Trust me, immersion therapy is the best cure for patients with Pithecophobia.
I’m glad you got rid of the monkey on your back.
I told you you smell like bananas!
“Margaret’s gonna be super excited when she sees them!”
“Do you smell something, Bob?”
“They’re *all* named George. I’ll give you one guess as to why …”
I blame the bunnies. It’s always the bunnies.
You said You’d be a monkey’s uncle. Arn’t you at least going to take one to the park? Maybe toss a ball around?
Yes, they are in fact my monkeys, and this is my circus, too!
Well Bryan you said you were ready for group therapy! Guess I should have been more specific.
“Dude, that monkey’s gonna bite your butt!”
“Well, well, well – It looks like Mr. Poopsie found a new friend!”
They’ve actually published two novels already so if you would just go get your typewriters, we can get started.
They can smell a Bernie supporter.
Which one is Smell No Evil?
Dude, I told you not to get the Banana Cream Pie Creamer for a Reason.
Don’t knock it – a monkey tail-stirred Mocha is the tastiest!
Be careful, they can smell fear. Fear and irony.
“Don’t make any sudden movements, Gertie’s a feisty one. And don’t make eye contact. Now, you were saying…?”
“I’ve given up real estate, and we’re starting a band.”
“If they get a little rowdy, we can move to the kitchen.”
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. No really, I AM a monkey’s uncle.
Psst. You wanna pet my monkey?
My aunt left me these monkeys in her will. Did you ever meet my aunt, The Wicked Witch of the West?
If you think bunnies are bad, just try a couple of monkeys for a while.
“I take my coffee black. You must like to monkey with yours.”
“Don’t move. Their vision is based on movement.”
“You know how wolves can smell fear? Well, monkeys can smell gay.”
“This next part of your initiation is called ‘The Reckoning of the Poo’.”
“This is an intervention, Carl. It’s time to shave.”
Caption: The veil of childhood was lifted on Thanksgiving.
Quote: “Don’t tell your mother!”
“Happy Birthday!!”
It smells like someone had beans for lunch.
One of these monkeys will get your brain.
I don’t know how to break this to you, but I told them you were their father.
“Try not to excite them, unless you don’t mind having poo thrown at you.”
“Boy, is my wife gonna be pissed when she comes home!”
That’s strange… you never claim to see monkeys when you drink Sanka brand decaffienated coffee.
“My therapy monkeys have done wonders for my anxiety!”
Jeff, did you know all these cute primates have previously digested the coffee beans you’re smugly savoring?
“Monkeys? 🐵? What the heck are you going on about? You may wish to adjust your caffeine intake.”
Don’t get cross with me. I only called the Dr.She’s the one who said ” No more monkeys or middle aged guys jumping on the bed.”
“They’re fine, just don’t scream and beat your chest.”
“Don’t worry, they’re fine. It’s decaf.”
It is ok to admit that you are a daydream believer.
Who said anything about monkeys? What monkeys?
They are a troop but they sure aren’t girl scouts, if ya know what I mean?
The casting couch is evolving. You wanna be a STAR don’t ya?
“If they don’t kill you, that means they like you.”
“Ralphie, you know what time it is? – It’s time for Uncle Mike to give you a bath and then go night night, ‘K?.”
Do you want to see if they are boys or girls?
If you’re going to be my new partner, I don’t want any monkey business.