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“Help me out…. 991?…664?…884?”
“Chinese again?”
“There’s no way they’ll believe this was an accident.”
“OK, we got it open….. now what?”
“Where’s a phone directory when you need one?”
“If only he could’ve died AFTER breakfast!”
“Who do we know who can work a can opener?”
“He was overcome by Palin’s endorsement of Trump. We’d better call for help.”
“He’s fine, he’s just playing dead … the perfect opportunity for us to order take out!”
“He can’t sleep in our spot! I’m dialing the ASPCA …”
“Off the record, Fred, that was AWESOME!”
“Let’s see if Mr. Wiggles can help.”
“Is an empty food bowl a 911 emergency?”
Christ, what an asshole.
“Who should we call first, the Gravy Train or the ambulance?”
Puppy prank calls. “Hello, Trump? It’s Steven Richter from the IRS. Until we finish our investigation your assets are seized. You’re broke.”
Poison Control wants to know if he ate chocolate.
But Marge, I am a dog. I’m SUPPOSED to hump his leg.
” You start digging the hole and I will call for pizza.”
” I will check Web MD but it usually just tells me I’m dying. “
“Have you thought about getting a smartphone?”
TREATS! You know I can’t perform without treats.
Go start the C-A-R. I’m calling the V-E-T.
I think real best friends have fingers.
I sat, I shook, I spoke… I’m pullin out my A game!
You sending the Wolf? Shit, Fido, that’s all you had to say!
Is he mostly dead or all dead?
These smart phones are harder than Chinese Algebra
“He just found out this is probably the final year before Major League Baseball implements the DH rule in the National League. I’m calling MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred to tell him our beloved master has passed out cold from the news …”
His TracPhone’s out of minutes.
A flip-phone? In 2016?
Looks like he got swiped left on Tinder.
“Hello from the other side.”
“Frank, you go start CPR! I am calling for help! He ate that damned shit those humans have been feeding us for years…………..”
Looks like Tinder matched him with his mum…
“I hate it when this happens.”
“Is nine like an upside-down six?”
“You stay outta this. Let me do the talking.”
“All I did was say ‘Boo!’.”
“The sleeping pill in his oatmeal worked! Are you sure you want to go through with this? Tell me now before I call Dr. Jones. It’s anyone’s guess what he’ll do when he wakes up with no balls.”
Think about it, we COULD call help…but I have this incredible urge to eat him.
Quick! We have to dial 527743!!!!
(Lemme know if you figure this one out, Steve!:) )
” Hello Mrs. It worked”
What? We can’t eat him alone.
He never acts like this when he drinks Sanka brand decaffienated coffee!
“Don’t worry; love will prevail.”
How am I supposed to dial “M” for murder if I have no fingers?
“We can’t! He’s our friend! If you can hold tight for half an hour, I’ll get us an extra large meat lovers.”
He has a flip phone? Get with the 21st century
Thanks Obama
I told you that we should NEVER let the hairless one catch us talking!
This week, our heroes find themselves in the clutches of Professor Bong!
Hmmm… I think this behavioral scientist left this here. It buzzes with a variable interval schedule. Let’s not fall for it like pavlov’s mutts.
“And thus begins phase two of my evil plan.”
“Operator… uh, we’re stuck here with no food, and uh.. our owner’s dead, and um… it looks like we’ve got verizon.”
“Serves him right for what he did to my balls.”
“About time he learned to roll over and play dead.”
“I won’t miss his cooking, that’s for sure.”
“Well, I guess all dogs DON’T go to heaven.”
“Don’t just stand there – Go fetch the paper!”
So, large pepperoni with extra pepperoni like last time, right? Do you think he has enough cash?
Fluffy T. Cat? Yes, you’re on speaker. We need you to come down to the station for some questioning.
And this is why he’s not allowed to do shots.
“Shake.”
“I don’t think it passed obedience class.”
“Y’know, it might be quicker if we just drag him over to the hospital.”
His Pandora was stuck on Beiber.
We thought this was a no kill shelter…
This is why people don’t make good starter pets.
But, can he roll over?
So, a guy walks into a bar… this is usually funnier.
“I never told you this before, Leroy, but he used to give me treats every time I pooped outside.”
We’ll call dog chow pet shop then we can try to call 911.
“Wait, yer tellin’ me Dr. Snugglebutt isn’t a real doctor?!”
Now’s our chance…..8-6-7-5-3-0-9
“Let us relish this moment, my darling, shall we?”