I lived decadently this week (or perhaps much of my life) when it comes to food: It seems most of my favorite foods are all bad for me. This is very depressing, and I’ve decided to live a vegan lifestyle now, starting today. I will still eat yummy, healthy foods, but as for my favorites — Alas! Pizza with Cheese and Pepperoni; Bacon! And Mayonnaise, O Mayonnaise! These are my weaknesses! How I will miss you!